In my almost 9 years of teaching, I’ve graded hundreds (maybe thousands?) of papers. These are some one-liners that made me chuckle.
“In his times, Jesus was someone that many looked up to. King Herron was one of many that did not want Jesus to live, as he would become the new King.”
“The angel Gabriel lets Mary know that the Son of God will be the King of the Jewels, that he will be the savior of mankind.”
“His ministry of Christian life begins with his baptism in the countryside of Roman Judea and ends in Jerusalem, followed by the Last Super with his disciples.”
“The meaning of being a church is to learn and accept that by faith in Christ they partake in the death and resurrection of Christ and that they now lived as God’s children and hairs of God’s promise.”
“Temptations also come at a person’s weakest moment, much like Satan tempting Jesus in the forest.”
“Although a slave master could eat their slave, moral and cultural laws prevented the use of excessive force against them.”
“Esther was a female, Jewish, orphan, who God used to deliver his people from inhalation at the hand of Haman.”
”For me Jesus has many rolls.”
“Matthew describes Johns appearance as wearing clothing made from a Camels hair and wearing a leather belt eating lotuses.”
“I think that this reveals a huge deal of God’s character, specifically regarding those who have transcribed against them.”
“King Harold was great at taxation and execution.”